The Packin' Pachyderm

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The Packin' Pachyderm is a chain of brothels throughout Comer, offering dining and theater options at the local manager's discretion. Despite the name and theming, the chain employs almost no true Loxodons, instead using shapeshifters and cosplayers.


History

The franchise was founded by (TBD) as a straightforward brothel with a theme of political mockery, but her business partner (TBD) is credited with adding in the full suite of additional features and turning it into a franchise.

For a brief time, the chain experimented with "family-friendly" locations, with only "tastefully softcore" nudity.

Features

Packin' Pachyderm locations are frequently equipped with theatrical stages, hosting plays that range from searing political commentary to outright pornography to both.

Societal Impact

The chain has popularized many slang terms for people attracted to Loxodon, especially "ivory poacher" and "tuskfucker."

Controversy

Lawsuits

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