The Packin' Pachyderm
The Packin' Pachyderm is a chain of brothels throughout Comer, offering dining and theater options at the local manager's discretion.
History
The franchise was founded by (TBD) as a straightforward brothel with a theme of political mockery, but her business partner Benio Garnison is credited with adding in the full suite of additional features and turning it into a franchise.
For a brief time, the chain experimented with "family-friendly" locations, with a kids' menu and only "tastefully softcore" nudity. This was a critical and commercial failure.
Features
[This whole section reads entirely too much like an advertisement. -ed]
Despite the name and theming, the chain employs almost no true Loxodons, instead using shapeshifters and cosplayers. Still, they offer an enormous diversity of prostitutes and sex acts, with more added every month.
Packin' Pachyderm locations are frequently equipped with theatrical stages, hosting plays that range from searing political commentary to outright pornography to both. It is common for locations to partner with a band or theater troupe, establishing community bonds and nurturing local talent. (Notable entertainer or two) got their start playing gigs at Packin' Pachyderm franchises.
The food has been very well-reviewed, with many critics endorsing it as an excellent restaurant in its own right. [Which critics? How much consensus is there? -ed]
Societal Impact
The chain has popularized many slang terms for people attracted to Loxodon, especially "ivory poacher" and "tuskfucker."
